ianthe: schmergo: ianthe: nothing grape flavored is flavored like grapes it’s just flavored like other grape flavored things and this is why I have trust issues FUN FACT: Grape artificial flavor was the first artificial flavor created, by accident. That means that some guy decided, “Whoa, this smells a lot like grapes,” and now everyone pretends it’s grape-y, too… It tastes like an...
chandeluresinsicily: innercheeseburger: pother: funkycops: the original pokemon were so cool. plant with feet. pile of eggs. slime that turns into bigger slime. other plant with feet Don’t forget rat. And bigger rat. sphere. bigger sphere. one magnet. three magnets. another slime. goldfish.
mom: you haven't moved since I left the house 6 hours ago
me: excuse me where do you think these chips came from
That fake laugh you do when you don't understand...
gatzzby: hannahsneakers: why don’t they have big hyped up award shows for books i mean best male/female character best antagonist best plot development best plot twist come on #book you threw across the room the hardest